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May 24, 2007

Penis Strips



I really have reduced my fast food intake but I was very hungry last week at 2 am in San Diego so I went through the drive through at Jack in the Box and I studied the menu trying to figure out the least crappiest, high-caloric thing I could eat. Finally, I settled on chicken strips and what a great choice it was. I opened the box and there, right on top was a delicious looking penis strip. Yum. Tell me it's not a penis. I thought about selling it on eBay but I was too damn hungry, plus, penis and chicken are two of my favorite foods!

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