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March 19, 2009

I'm honored!

My MANnequin pic just made it to the cover of FailBlog.org! I took the pic at the Carlsbad mall.

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March 03, 2009

BREAKING NEWS! FEATURE ADDED!

Dear USA Members,


Here at UnitedSexAddicts.com we are launching what we think is going to be a super cool daily service. It's called Classifieds By Mail. It's incredibly simple.


Here's how it works.


1. By 11AM, Write a three line ad, including location stating exactly what you are looking for and/or offering.


2. Include your e-mail address and/or USA ID in the ad.


3. E-mail it to ClassifiedsByMail@gmail.com.


4. We will then send it out, as one big mass e-mailing, to all of the members.

 

5. Begin hooking-up and networking.

 

It's that simple!


You can advertise ANYTHING  you want as long as it's LEGAL.  And it doesn't have to be local either. Let's say you live in Atlanta and you want to have phone sex. Just put that in the ad. And it doesn't have to be sexual. Maybe you're looking for someone to go to a movie with or you're trying to sell a car. This service is for EVERYONE and ALL services. Ask and offer ANYTHING! Whatever you want! The sky's the limit! Be creative. Be specific. Use this service! You can only do one ad per day but you can do an ad everyday. However, we will only run your ad once. If you want to run it for two days you have to re-submit your ad each day. 


We want this list of classifieds to be fresh and alive and ever-changing. Imagine Craigslist delivered to you once a day via e-mail. That's what we're aiming for here. 


AND please, please, please respond to all replies even if it's not a match.


Here are a few things to remember:


• If you don't include your e-mail address and/or your USA ID we won't be able to include you in the mailing.


• You may include your phone number but don't blame us if you get lots of calls.


• Keep your ad simple and to the point.


• The more specific you can be, the better. Here are some examples:


Ad: I'm looking for a blowjob tonight in Chula Vista around 8PM. 


Ad: I need a ride to the Oxwood Inn tonight. I live in Hollywood.


Ad: I'm trying to sell my motorcycle. i live in San Marcos.


Ad: I have kittens available for adoption in San Diego.


Ad: I need to get fucked this afternoon around 2PM in Anaheim.


Get the picture?


We will send it out to the group as one big daily mass e-mail. We will not, however, be corresponding between you and your responders. We will simply be collecting the ads, compiling them, and mailing them out once a day. We will also be posting them in the daily forums. Our goal, depending on how many requests we get is to do a mailing once a day, but we will see how it goes. No other dating site that we know of offers anything like this, and we think it has huge potential of bringing our members together in new and exciting ways!


This service is ONLY available to members of UnitedSexAddicts.com. 


USA Member, BlondeVixen, has graciously agreed to oversee this project. Send her a big thank you!


As of now, this service is open to both Standard and Premium members. But if you haven't already, please consider upgrading your account. And if you have upgraded, thank you, thank you, thank you! We love you!


Sincerely, 

Sally & BlondeVixen