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December 31, 2008

The LAST latte of 2008?

Gregg drinks an average of 3 lattes a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a
year. How many lattes is that? 1,095 lattes!!!
They cost an average of $4.00. So, Gregg spends about $4,380.00
dollars a year on his latte obsession! Happy New Year, Sockdude!

Sally says, "Goodbye 2008!

This is the last Sally photo of 2008. Does that make you feel nostalgic?

Goodbye 2008

The last sunset of 2008. It was a great year in every way except for
the fact that the FUCKING economy FUCKING collapsed. Oh well. On to
2009!

Happy New Year, Charles!

Sounds like a good defense to me!

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Charles Barkley's Oral Statements

Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar. (3 pages)

December 26, 2008

My Kind of MAN!!!

Finally, a shooting I can endorse!


Phila. man shot because family talked during movie

A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttontook care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.

James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.

"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.

Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.

After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.

Sooooooo much food!

Thank you, Niki, for a perfect Christmas!

December 12, 2008

I HOWLED! I LOOKED AT THEM TWICE! A MUST-SEE!

Check out these awesome mugshots! My favorites are the Obama 08 and Mr. Hat Hair.

Dear Friend:

While thousands of arrestees posed for booking photos this week, only 17 of
these suspects made the cut in our latest mug shot roundup. To view the
prestigious gallery, head here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212081mugs1.html


After Ohio cops busted three women for a botched armed robbery, they searched
the trio's getaway car and discovered printed instructions downloaded from the
Internet that described "How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps."
Really:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212082guide1.html

What the fuck?

Sockdude and I were just discussing how Hotel California is the
greatest pop song ever written. But does it really need it's own
stocking? And who the hell is Kimbry?

Christmas Kitty...

...took a shit in my bedroom yesterday while I was in the shower! I
don't have a litter box. He belongs to no one. I just feed him. So
yesterday, I feed him, get in the shower and what do I get in return?
Thanks Kitty! I love you, too!

Deck the mother-fuckin' halls!

December 11, 2008

Bye Bye Newsweek

Up until two years ago, I read most issues of Time and Newseek cover to cover. Then I stopped reading them but I still subscribed and now I know longer even subscribe. It just started feeling like old news. I check my online news and blog sites multiple times a day. I'm not waiting til Monday anymore to read news stories. It's interesting watching these mags and papers trying to hold on to the past but it's over. The trees have won. Bye bye print media. 

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Newsweek plans staff cuts in makeover: report

Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:36am EST
 
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(Reuters) - Newsweek magazine is planning staff cuts as part of a major editorial makeover likely to result in a slimmer publication, the Wall Street Journal said, citing people close to the magazine.

The cuts are expected to be outlined in two companywide meetings on Thursday, and will come from an extension of voluntary redundancies offered in the spring, when Newsweek shed 111 jobs, the paper said.

It is not clear how many jobs will go but it is not expected to be nearly as many this time around, people with knowledge of the plan told the paper.

The magazine is also mulling cutting the number of weekly copies it promises advertisers from 500,000 to 1 million copies from its current guarantee of 2.6 million, people familiar with the situation told the paper.

Newsweek is published by Washington Post Co, which also publishes one of the largest daily newspapers in the United States and owns online magazine Slate.com.

The magazine could not be immediately reached for comment.

(Reporting by Pratish Narayanan in Bangalore; Editing by Mike Nesbit)

from Joe. My. God. (a great blog)

Toodles To Ta-Ta's

Man, you really know Wall Street has been hit hard when Scores, Gotham's jiggle-titty mecca, is closing.
It's the last lap dance for Scores, the strip club empire whose comely babes attracted A-list celebs and money-burning execs. Once the highest-grossing strip club chain in the world and a hangout for Madonna, Howard Stern, Russell Crowe, Jason Giambi and countless others, Scores will shut down before the new year, company officials said. "It's over; it is what it is," said Scores lawyer George Weinbaum. Co-owner Elliot Osher confirmed the closing. A weak economy, the loss of the W. 27th St. Scores' liquor license and the possibility the E. 60th St. joint would lose its booze ticket all helped do in the flesh factory.
The west side Scores (conveniently next to the Eagle) closed a few months ago due to prostitution charges. (Those filthy perverted breeders and their brazen public sex!) I will miss the daily Scores scandals - all those "Japanese tourist charged $40K for lapdance" and "hedge fund manager expenses $80K for 'client entertainment'" stories! Gentlemen, the stripper pole is closed. Or ungreased. Or whatever a sad, lonely stripper pole becomes.

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Brittany should join UnitedSexAddicts.com

"Not Tonight, Honey" Bust

Louisiana man gets fat lip for refusing to have sex with girlfriend

DECEMBER 10--Meet Brittany Phillips. Early Saturday morning, the 19-year-old Louisiana woman wanted some sex from her boyfriend. But Todd Stewart, 35, was apparently not in the mood. In fact, he tried to push Phillips off of him in the bedroom of the pair's West Monroe home. That much the couple can agree upon, according to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office reports. Phillips claims Stewart became violent after rebuffing her advances. Stewart told an investigator that he left the bedroom to sleep on a living room couch, but that Phillips "would not leave him alone." At some point, he added, things got physical and he was stabbed in the lower lip with "a long metal object which appeared to be a knife." For her part, the frisky Phillips acknowledged to Deputy Shane Smith that she struck Stewart, but said it was done "to protect herself." Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with aggravated battery, while a bloody Stewart, seen here, was charged with simple battery. Phillips was also booked on a pair of outstanding warrants, for simple battery and damage to property. (4 pages)

December 05, 2008

Santa has arrived in Oceanside!

He's ready for the big party tomorrow!

Huge XXX-Mas Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, Oceanside!

I just heard from Santa and Mrs. Claus! They are BOTH  coming and are very excited about Saturday's XXX-Mas Party in Oceanside! Mrs. Claus has huge tits and she said she hopes every guy who sits on her lap will cop a feel. Who knew Mrs. Claus was such a slut.

I've also talked to Angelina who has agreed to do a VERY special erotic holiday performance. You won't want to miss this!

There's also a rumor going around that "Mariah Carey" might perform. We sure hope so. We will try to confirm and let you know later today.

Gurls have been e-mailing me sexy pics of their red outfits and we bought tons of Santa hats for all you guys. We are encouraging all the ladies to wear sexy red lingerie!

Niki and Sally have spent the week decorating inside and outside.

40 new people have joined the Web site this week and many of them have said they are coming to the party so we are excited to see lots of new faces and meet new people.

And best of all, many of regulars who we first met a year ago in December are coming Saturday will, in a way, be an anniversary party!

So don't miss our huge XXX-Mas Party in Oceanside!

And, as always, for more information, send an e-mail to: SoMuchInformation@gmail.com

And, yes, we will have the Web cam area set up for all you exhibitionists. So, if you can't make it to the party, you can join us on the Web at 9PM in the USA chatroom!

See you Saturday! It should be a night to remember!

Christmas with Niki

December 02, 2008

It's true!

Clint

Gregg and Ronnie

What the fuck are we doing in the kids section of Barnes and Noble?
They were the last two free chairs in the store, dammit!

Taliban Fantasies

Transporter 3 = Re. Tar. Dud!

Transporter 3 = Re. Tar. Dud! Why do I go to these films? What is wrong with me? Someone do an intervention, please. I've seen every Jason Statham film ever made; Transporter 1, 2 & now 3. Stop the insanity. I hated this film, tonight, and yet, I know there'll be a 4th one and I know I'll buy a ticket. This is madness, MADNESS I tell you. Please, Ronnie, get ahold of yourself. Stop going to Jason Statham movies. Just stop it! Seriously! Knock it off!

I LOVE an empty theatre!

Seeing Transporter 3 all by myself.

December 01, 2008

Here we go....

God, I hate Mondays.

It's not like I had a crappy day or anything I just hate the vibe of
Mondays. I like Monday nights but I loathe the daytime. How was your
Monday? I've got a hundred sex addicts signed up for the sex party on
December 15th so I'm excited about that!

Cincinnati Christian University Official Entrapped And Busted For Gay Sex

From: http://joemygod.blogspot.com/ 

A gay sex sting in Ohio resulted in the arrest of the CFO of Cincinnati Christian University.
Cincinnati Christian University's chief financial officer entered a written plea of not guilty Monday after he was arrested Saturday in Mount Airy Forest and charged with sexual imposition. Robert Williams, 52, of Independence, was arrested at 9:23 a.m., accused of getting into a man's car and touching his genitals. The man was an undercover officer. The university placed Williams on administrative leave while officials there assess the facts of the case, according to a statement from the university. "We are shocked and dismayed by the news," Cincinnati Christian University President David Faust said in the statement. "This is a personal tragedy for him and for his family, and we lift them up in our prayers."
These stings are wrong, wrong, wrong - even when the victims run Christian colleges.

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Oh, how I love you, Failblog.org

FailBlog.org kicks ASS! 

Unbelievable iPhone

I've had the new iPhone and it continues to blow my mind. The apps that keep coming out are unbelievable. If you don't own this mini-laptop, run out and get one. Tonight I downloaded an application that allows you to get directly to a person of any major corporation. It bypasses the menu-bullshit, and connects you directly with a human being. Of course, I haven't tried calling ever corporation in the directory but the user reviews are great and I got through to B of A quicker than EVER!

It's endless. Hundreds and hundreds of apps. Click here, to see for yourself!


Hello-Christmas-Kitty

Well, Christmas is here! I'm very excited. I had a perfect Thanksgiving with my good friend, Craig Fox. No plans were made in advance. I highly recommend making no plans for holidays, it ALWAYS works for me! Wake up with no expectation or agenda, just go with the day! So, I woke up, was getting ready for a movie and Craig called and so we met in San Diego, had a lovely turkey dinner at City Deli then went to see Milk. Sean Penn will surely get another well-deserved Oscar. Milk is a very powerful film about civil rights and politics; the timing of it's release couldn't be better. I cried throughout much of it, yet at the end I felt I had absorbed it all. I feel no need to rush back. I loved it. Every moment. Comparisons with Brokeback seem inevitable. It was the first movie I thought of while leaving Milk. They are connected, no doubt. Cousins, maybe. Harvey Milk's pride and optimism is a fascinating counterpoint to Ennis Del Mar's repression. Gus Van Sant does an incredible job but try as he does he never achieves the poetry of Brokeback. Milk is just a very well-made film, an absolutely rare thing these days, for sure, and I hate to be a Grinch but I'll never forget the experience of seeing Brokeback and running back in to the theatre, seeing it over 10 times, struggling with it, never understanding it fully. Then watching it lose the Oscar to Crash. Ugh. Flash forward to Milk. The films are linked in my mind and Brokeback makes Milk feel like a lesser film. Milk is about a HUGE movement and Brokeback is about a quiet relationship and yet Brokeback seems like a massive masterpiece and Milk is just a really, really good film. Maybe it does Milk a disservice to compare them but for me, they are unquestionably connected.

Anyway, from what I've seen this year, Sean Penn should win best Actor and Heath Ledger should win Best Supporting Actor. The linkage continues.