Normal Eggs

I cooked eggs and toast for breakfast. I joke about people who write blogs and tell you what they had for breakfast and now here I am doing it. But here's the disturbing part, whenever I cook for breakfast I feel like an extremely normal person; I feel sane, healthy and all-American. So I'm standing there cooking my eggs, which is unbelievably easy by the way, and I suddenly start thinking about all the serial killers, wife-beaters, rapists and child molesters who had eggs for breakfast before committing their atrocities. So why do I think healthy people cook eggs for breakfast? How did this insane propaganda get in my head? What the fuck is wrong with me???

The eggs were delicious by the way.