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May 30, 2007

Heaven Help Me!


I just woke up from a nap, a nightmare actually. In this nightmare I was penetrating Lindsay Lohan with a lavender dildo; one of those plastic/acrylic dildos with grooves. It was extremely long and she took the whole thing. I could go into more graphic detail but I wouldn't want to put anymore of this horrifying imagery into your head. I don't even care about Lohan, not one bit. I certainly have no interest in her vagina. I'm not interested in the vagina, period! No pun intended. And is she over 18??? I just checked, she was born in 1986, whew! Man, I'm so grossed out right now! I'm afraid to go back to sleep. So afraid.

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