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May 09, 2007

Jane Fonda,


You're breaking my heart. I just saw you on Letterman. I'm in love with you. I find you totally fascinating and captivating. You talked about battling bears in your house and cougars and fly-fishing. You told the audience how good sex can be at 70. You were wearing a shirt made of milk and pants made of hemp. "Drink my top and smoke my bottom", you said! I've missed you all these years. You should never have retreated from public life and movie-making.

But now you're back and making movies I can barely sit through. That Jennifer Lopez thing was a disaster and Georgia Rule looks even worse. Please make movies without Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Lopez. Please make more movies like The China Syndrome. Please. I'm begging.

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