Ronnie: Why do you hiss at me?
Cat: I want food.
Ronnie: You could be nice.
Cat: I hiss, you give me food. It's been working fine for over a year.
Ronnie: I need more. I want to touch you. I need you to touch me.
Cat: Well that's not what I want.
Ronnie: Then buy your own food.
Cat: Don't be a hater.
Ronnie: The other cats let me pet 'em!
Cat: They're basically sluts.
Ronnie: They love me.
Cat: They don't love you, they use you! You should hear what they say about you behind your back.
Ronnie: What do they say?
Cat: They call you faggot.
Ronnie: No they don't.
Cat: Fine, they don't.
Ronnie: Which one calls me faggot? The black one?
Cat: All of them. They all say, "Let's go to the faggots house for free food."
Ronnie: I don't believe you.
Cat: A true friend is one who tells you the truth, whether it's pretty or not!
Ronnie: Are you a cat or a fortune cookie?
Cat: I'm a little of both. That is my gift and my curse.
Ronnie: What the fuck does that mean?
2 comments:
I think you should do some bad photoshop cartoons to go along with these "interviews."
e.g. : http://igudatphotoshoppe.blogspot.com/
:)
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