Ronnie: I like you, Jaoquin. You own the night! I wish I owned the night. All I own is a Honda Accord with 300,000 miles on it. Owning the night must be the shit, dawg!
Jaoquin: Who the fuck are you?
Ronnie: I'm Ronnie. I saw your movie. I liked it. I wanted you to know that.
Jaoquin: Thanks.
Ronnie: I didn't love it but I liked it. And I like you a lot. I always enjoy watching you act. I find you to be very interesting and alive. I thought you were the best thing in Gladiator. My friend always pronounces it GLADE-eeator.
Jaoquin: That's nice but I gotta run.
Ronnie: Wait, I wanted to tell you that my favorite part of the film was the car chase in the rain. It was very intense.
Jaoquin: Thanks buddy. Gotta go.
Ronnie: Where are you going?
Jaoquin: Why would I tell you that?
Ronnie: I thought maybe we could be friends.
Jaoquin: I'll pass on that. But thanks for going to my movies. The fans are everything, blah blah, blah. See ya!
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