I don't usually forward jokes around the internet but this one made me laugh so I give it to you.
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Life in 2007
3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA
THREE WOMEN; TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY
PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF
MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG
WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT
DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM
HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND
STARED AT HER...
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT..... I'M GETTING A FAX!
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