I love animals!

Maybe I love them too much!

That's my doberman, Linda. I found her, with no tags, in Houston, during a run of Making Porn. We were performing in a horrible theatre that actually had mosquitos in the building! You had to put insect repellent on before going onstage. It was hell. The only fun was going to Claim Jumpers with Chad Donovan and eating fried corn.

But anyway, about this dog...she was just wandering the streets and she was very skinny so I went to the deli and bought her a bunch of meat and she wouldn't leave my side after that. So I tried to give her away by bringing her onstage for a curtain call and announcing to the audience that she needed a home and finally a nice lady adopted her but only for 24 hours.

Nice Lady: Ronnie, I love this dog but she's destroying everything in my house. She ate a stuffed animal that I've had since I was 8. I'm sorry, I can't keep her. I work during the day and I can't leave her alone.

So, that was that, I kept her, named her Linda and brought her back to California. She destroyed my apt. Ate the carpet. Ate the couch. A nightmare. But I loved her so I had the house dog-proofed and she's been fine ever since.

I didn't intend to post all this, I just wanted to put this picture up cause I thought it was sweet and it makes me seem human.

And here is a pic of me feeding my pet Zebra.


And this is a pic of the largest hog I have ever seen. LOL


And here are some pics of elephants. (insert your own joke)