Pink Panties

There's a guy walking around the theatre with pink panties on and
Hawaiin shirt! He made a play for the guy with the big dick. Now the
guy with the big dick is blowing Miss Crissy! Mr. Big Dick really
needs to join UnitedSexAddicts.com. The guy in the Hawaiin shirt
should join, too!

PS How do you spell Hawaiin? Hawaiin or Hawaiian? Neither look right
to me.