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August 09, 2008

John Edwards = Douchebag

What an asshole! John, what if you had won the nomination? You would
have handed the election to the Republicans. What the fuck is wrong
with you! Your wife is suffering from cancer! We knew Bill was a cheat
before he got the nomination. But you offered yourself up as a white
knight! Someone different! You're looking an awful lot like Harvey
Dent this week.

Listen, people, monogamy is a joke! We were not meant to be
monogamous! Until couples let go of this silly concept, marriages will
continue to fail. It's time to grow up and stop fighting our nature.
Stop the lie that is monogamy! Don't buy into it, It will only
disappoint you! If a man would cheat on Halle Berry he'll cheat on
ANYONE! Stop confusing sex and love! They rarely have anything to to
with one another! And ladies, when you cut your man off sexually after
a year of marriage don't complain when you find out he has 10 other
girlfriends!

PS Married men are hot! I'm all for marriage, just not monogamy!

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