Blowing racist homophobes

So I blow this really hot redneck every few months. Stops by after work in his dirty work boots. I blow him as Ronnie, not as Sally. He doesn't really know about Sally. So, today he comes over, I turn on a porn movie and it's some black guy eating a white girl. He says, can you fast forward, I don't like black guys. Then he says, "got any trannie porn?" Hilarious. Do I have trannie porn??? So I put on some trannie porn and I suck his dick. It was uneventful. Afterwards, we're talking, small-talk while he gets dressed.  I say, "how's the marriage?" He say's, fine, fine, she's outta town." Then he says, "how's yours, oh wait, you can't get married." Then he sort of laughs. So I say, you didn't vote Yes on 8 did you? He looks down. Shocked, I say, "You did??" He goes, "I'm conservative." I counter with,  "Dude, I just sucked your dick!!!" He laughs, "I'm conservative." I repeat, I just sucked YOUR dick! Are you kidding me?" Wait, it gets better...I say, "Did you vote for McCain?" He proudly announces, "Hell yeah, I did. I don't want no nigger in the White House!" I'm speechless. I don't even know how to respond so we start heading toward the front door and I put my hand on his back and say, "it must suck being a Republican in California. But you had your 8 years, now it's our turn." Yeah", he says, "but that didn't go too well, either." It sure didn't. LOL

He leaves and I wonder, "how many "straight" guys have I  blown that voted Yes on 8!?!?"

So, listen up all you heterosexual conservative ladies out there married to white, racist, homophobic husbands, there's a very good chance your husband likes watching trannie porn while he's getting blown by a gay guy. It's a lot more common than you think.

Trust me, if everyone who ever engaged in homosexual activity voted No on 8 it would've been defeated by a landslide!