30 Days of Night

Marz: You should see 30 Days of Night. I'm surprised you haven't already seen it.

Ronnie: Who said I haven't seen it? Did I tell you I haven't seen it? You think because I don't blog about something that I'm not doing it. I took a shit yesterday but I didn't blog about it. How come you don't write, "you should take shit once in a while." I blog when I feel like it. I blog when I have time! I don't blog for you, I blog for me. Of course, I saw 30 Days of Night. I saw it opening day, motherfucker. How dare you imply I haven't seen it yet? You read my blog! You know I see every piece of shit vampire movie out there.

Marz: Calm down.

Ronnie: Fuck you!

Marz: I thought you were all peaceful and shit living in Oceanside.

Ronnie: I was til you implied I hadn't seen 30 days of Night. I actually saw it Thursday night at midnight. I was at the first screening in my local area, thank you very much.

Marz: Why are you actin' all crazy and shit?

Ronnie: Why are you talking black?

Marz: What?

Ronnie: Forget it.

Marz: So did you like it?

Ronnie: I liked a lot. Very much. yes. Ok, I'm peaceful, again.

Marz: And what did you like about it?

Ronnie: I feel like you're being condescending now.

Marz: (screams) Just put the lotion in the fucking basket!

Ronnie: What?

Marz: Just tell me what you think, already.

Ronnie: I really loved the vampires. I keep thinking about them actually. I found them very compelling. Very well-acted. The lead Vampire was truly unique. Danny Huston, I believe, is the actor's name. And I loved the snow. I love movies with lots of snow. Like the Long Kiss Goodnight. I love snow movies.

Marz: Did you see Blow with Johnny Depp.

Ronnie: Not that kind of snow. Real snow! Winter snow.

Marz: Well I'm glad you liked it.

Ronnie: I really like Josh Hartnett. I find him intriguing. I can't decide if he has talent or not but I'd like to be his girlfriend and have him lie on top of me and do his business in me.

Marz: Why you gotta make everything dirty?

Ronnie: There ya go, talking black again!