here. I may never leave. Did you hear that at one Ikea overseas they
let the customers sleep in the beds over night? Is true. You have to
sign up in advance. I wonder if you can have tricks over.
Scene: IKEA, 4 AM
A gay man is quietly talking on a cel phone.
MAN: okay...come over but we have to be quiet, my roommates are  
sleeping. Write this down, I live at the Ikea by Costco. Just come up  
to the showroom. I'm the big guy in the wicker bed. The bed is called  
Malm and it's 399 dollars.

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