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September 29, 2007

Cost Plus or Living in Stores

I'm sitting here in Cost Plus listening to tribal music. I love it
here. I may never leave. Did you hear that at one Ikea overseas they
let the customers sleep in the beds over night? Is true. You have to
sign up in advance. I wonder if you can have tricks over.

Scene: IKEA, 4 AM

A gay man is quietly talking on a cel phone.

MAN: okay...come over but we have to be quiet, my roommates are
sleeping. Write this down, I live at the Ikea by Costco. Just come up
to the showroom. I'm the big guy in the wicker bed. The bed is called
Malm and it's 399 dollars.

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