Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix!

god i love phoenix...i'm not kissing phoenix's ass but i really do love it...for one thing they have the greatest collection of dirty bookstores in the entire country. Zorbas in Scottsdale is this amazing store with booths with little windows where you can see other customers jacking off...its very hot indeed...and the food in phoenix...i'm not saying the food is good or bad but i am saying there is plenty of it 24 hours a day...there are drive thrus, buffets and a circle K on every corner! And the parking...oh lord i love the parking! Soooooooooo much parking! No meters....just seas and seas of open parking lots! after spending a month in San francisco driving around looking for parking spots and getting 40 dollar parking tickets three days in a row...well trust me when i say i appreciate those phoenix parking lots.

And the people are fucking nice too....no attitude, no bullshit....the people are very down-to-earth...it's too hot in phoenix for bullshit....no one has any energy for it...you can't be pretentious when your sweating in 115 degree weather!

so i'm very disapointed i won't be spending the month of october acting in my play 10 Naked Men for the alternative theatre company. i was very excited about spending a month in a city i worship. and believe me i've spent a lot of time touring in cities i did not worship...can you spell DETROIT! I spent 4 weeks in detroit doing 10 naked men. oh lord! more about that another time. though i did have my first white castle burger in detroit so i guess it wasn't a total wash...and the audiences were very, very appreciative...they laughed like they had never seen a gay naked comedy before...well come to think of it, they probably hadn't.

but ANYWAY.............

SO INSTEAD OF DOING 10 NAKED MEN WE'RE DOING MAKING PORN INSTEAD

Matthew Rush is still coming to town and I'll be there all week directing and driving everybody crazy but after that I have to go. i can't spend the month in phoenix due to some things that have come up in my personal life but phoenix will have the thrill of Matthew Rush in Making Porn for the whole 5 weeks. and i do mean thrill... You havent lived til you've seen matthew covered in white fluid at the end of act one...its quite a sight....worth the price of admission

by the way are you enjoying my complete lack of sensible punctuation...it's a skill i picked up from reading the LA Times. (just kidding, i love the LA Times...they love me too, that's why they call me once a week begging me to subscribe...does anyone still read newspapers? why read a paper when i can read it online the night before????? and why are we talking about this?

SO...... NO 10 NAKED MEN BUT PLENTY OF MAKING PORN IN OCTOBER IN PHOENIX! HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOO

SEE YOU AT THE THEATRE!!!!!!!!!!