March 31, 2009
March 19, 2009
I'm honored!
My MANnequin pic just made it to the cover of FailBlog.org! I took the pic at the Carlsbad mall.
I love FailBlog...go here to check it out:
March 14, 2009
March 05, 2009
March 04, 2009
March 03, 2009
BREAKING NEWS! FEATURE ADDED!
Dear USA Members,
Here at UnitedSexAddicts.com we are launching what we think is going to be a super cool daily service. It's called Classifieds By Mail. It's incredibly simple.
Here's how it works.
1. By 11AM, Write a three line ad, including location stating exactly what you are looking for and/or offering.
2. Include your e-mail address and/or USA ID in the ad.
3. E-mail it to ClassifiedsByMail@gmail.com.
4. We will then send it out, as one big mass e-mailing, to all of the members.
5. Begin hooking-up and networking.
It's that simple!
You can advertise ANYTHING you want as long as it's LEGAL. And it doesn't have to be local either. Let's say you live in Atlanta and you want to have phone sex. Just put that in the ad. And it doesn't have to be sexual. Maybe you're looking for someone to go to a movie with or you're trying to sell a car. This service is for EVERYONE and ALL services. Ask and offer ANYTHING! Whatever you want! The sky's the limit! Be creative. Be specific. Use this service! You can only do one ad per day but you can do an ad everyday. However, we will only run your ad once. If you want to run it for two days you have to re-submit your ad each day.
We want this list of classifieds to be fresh and alive and ever-changing. Imagine Craigslist delivered to you once a day via e-mail. That's what we're aiming for here.
AND please, please, please respond to all replies even if it's not a match.
Here are a few things to remember:
• If you don't include your e-mail address and/or your USA ID we won't be able to include you in the mailing.
• You may include your phone number but don't blame us if you get lots of calls.
• Keep your ad simple and to the point.
• The more specific you can be, the better. Here are some examples:
Ad: I'm looking for a blowjob tonight in Chula Vista around 8PM.
Ad: I need a ride to the Oxwood Inn tonight. I live in Hollywood.
Ad: I'm trying to sell my motorcycle. i live in San Marcos.
Ad: I have kittens available for adoption in San Diego.
Ad: I need to get fucked this afternoon around 2PM in Anaheim.
Get the picture?
We will send it out to the group as one big daily mass e-mail. We will not, however, be corresponding between you and your responders. We will simply be collecting the ads, compiling them, and mailing them out once a day. We will also be posting them in the daily forums. Our goal, depending on how many requests we get is to do a mailing once a day, but we will see how it goes. No other dating site that we know of offers anything like this, and we think it has huge potential of bringing our members together in new and exciting ways!
This service is ONLY available to members of UnitedSexAddicts.com.
USA Member, BlondeVixen, has graciously agreed to oversee this project. Send her a big thank you!
As of now, this service is open to both Standard and Premium members. But if you haven't already, please consider upgrading your account. And if you have upgraded, thank you, thank you, thank you! We love you!
Sincerely,
Sally & BlondeVixen
February 27, 2009
"Sally, why are you so greedy?" And other pressing questions...
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February 26, 2009
Prehistoric Fish Pioneered Sex
SEX IS 380 MILLION YEARS OLD!!!!
Prehistoric Fish Pioneered Sex
LONDON, Feb 25 (Reuters) - Sex has been a fact of life for at least 380 million years, longer than previously thought.
Internal fertilisation was widespread among prehistoric fish living on ancient tropical coral reefs in the Devonian period, research published in the journal Nature on Wednesday showed. The discovery sheds new light on the reproductive history of all jawed vertebrates, including humans.
"It shifts how we think about how reproduction evolved. You're a jawed vertebrate and I'm a jawed vertebrate, so this is our own history," said Zerina Johanson, a palaeontologist at the Natural History Museum in London.
Finding fossil evidence of reproduction is rare and experts initially missed the signs in the case of one specimen, where a tiny embryo was at first thought to be a last meal.
It was thought that such ancient fish would show a more primitive type of reproduction, with sperm and eggs combining externally in the water, as still happens with many modern fish.
Adding to the evidence is the discovery of a modification in the pelvic fin on the belly of adult fish. The scientists believe this was used by the male to grip the female during mating, as happens with modern sharks.
Placoderms, thought to be the oldest jawed vertebrates, were fearsome predators with bony armour covering their head and forming the biting surfaces of their jaws, which could act like self-sharpening scissors.
The biggest were as large as a great white shark. (Editing by Louise Ireland)
February 14, 2009
A Very Happy Birthday!
after 9 long tough months. I've heard from countless friends. Sweet
Andee bought the first USA membership on my birthday! Thank you
Andee!!! The future is so bright! My Mormon Dad knows I'm gay and
still loves me! I have great friends!!! I live in the best city in the
world. And we have a new President who fills me with hope! Thank you
Cindy for giving me life 40 years ago! I owe you EVERYTHING!
February 07, 2009
February 06, 2009
January 17, 2009
Always something there to remind me!!!
you!!! STILL!
January 16, 2009
January 09, 2009
January 08, 2009
December 31, 2008
The LAST latte of 2008?
year. How many lattes is that? 1,095 lattes!!!
They cost an average of $4.00. So, Gregg spends about $4,380.00
dollars a year on his latte obsession! Happy New Year, Sockdude!
Goodbye 2008
the fact that the FUCKING economy FUCKING collapsed. Oh well. On to
2009!
Happy New Year, Charles!
Sounds like a good defense to me!
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Charles Barkley's Oral Statements
Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"
DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar. (3 pages)
December 30, 2008
December 28, 2008
December 26, 2008
My Kind of MAN!!!
Finally, a shooting I can endorse!
Phila. man shot because family talked during movie
A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttontook care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.
James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.
"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.
Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.
After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.
Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.
December 25, 2008
December 24, 2008
December 22, 2008
I'm so ready for Christmas to be over...
December 19, 2008
December 18, 2008
December 17, 2008
December 14, 2008
December 12, 2008
I HOWLED! I LOOKED AT THEM TWICE! A MUST-SEE!
Check out these awesome mugshots! My favorites are the Obama 08 and Mr. Hat Hair.
While thousands of arrestees posed for booking photos this week, only 17 of
these suspects made the cut in our latest mug shot roundup. To view the
prestigious gallery, head here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212081mugs1.html
After Ohio cops busted three women for a botched armed robbery, they searched
the trio's getaway car and discovered printed instructions downloaded from the
Internet that described "How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps."
Really:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212082guide1.html
What the fuck?
greatest pop song ever written. But does it really need it's own
stocking? And who the hell is Kimbry?
Christmas Kitty...
don't have a litter box. He belongs to no one. I just feed him. So
yesterday, I feed him, get in the shower and what do I get in return?
Thanks Kitty! I love you, too!
December 11, 2008
Bye Bye Newsweek
Up until two years ago, I read most issues of Time and Newseek cover to cover. Then I stopped reading them but I still subscribed and now I know longer even subscribe. It just started feeling like old news. I check my online news and blog sites multiple times a day. I'm not waiting til Monday anymore to read news stories. It's interesting watching these mags and papers trying to hold on to the past but it's over. The trees have won. Bye bye print media.
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Newsweek plans staff cuts in makeover: report
(Reuters) - Newsweek magazine is planning staff cuts as part of a major editorial makeover likely to result in a slimmer publication, the Wall Street Journal said, citing people close to the magazine.
The cuts are expected to be outlined in two companywide meetings on Thursday, and will come from an extension of voluntary redundancies offered in the spring, when Newsweek shed 111 jobs, the paper said.
It is not clear how many jobs will go but it is not expected to be nearly as many this time around, people with knowledge of the plan told the paper.
The magazine is also mulling cutting the number of weekly copies it promises advertisers from 500,000 to 1 million copies from its current guarantee of 2.6 million, people familiar with the situation told the paper.
Newsweek is published by Washington Post Co, which also publishes one of the largest daily newspapers in the United States and owns online magazine Slate.com.
The magazine could not be immediately reached for comment.
(Reporting by Pratish Narayanan in Bangalore; Editing by Mike Nesbit)
from Joe. My. God. (a great blog)
Toodles To Ta-Ta's
Man, you really know Wall Street has been hit hard when Scores, Gotham's jiggle-titty mecca, is closing.It's the last lap dance for Scores, the strip club empire whose comely babes attracted A-list celebs and money-burning execs. Once the highest-grossing strip club chain in the world and a hangout for Madonna, Howard Stern, Russell Crowe, Jason Giambi and countless others, Scores will shut down before the new year, company officials said. "It's over; it is what it is," said Scores lawyer George Weinbaum. Co-owner Elliot Osher confirmed the closing. A weak economy, the loss of the W. 27th St. Scores' liquor license and the possibility the E. 60th St. joint would lose its booze ticket all helped do in the flesh factory.The west side Scores (conveniently next to the Eagle) closed a few months ago due to prostitution charges. (Those filthy perverted breeders and their brazen public sex!) I will miss the daily Scores scandals - all those "Japanese tourist charged $40K for lapdance" and "hedge fund manager expenses $80K for 'client entertainment'" stories! Gentlemen, the stripper pole is closed. Or ungreased. Or whatever a sad, lonely stripper pole becomes.
Labels: economy, nightlife, NYC, Scores, Wall Street
Brittany should join UnitedSexAddicts.com
"Not Tonight, Honey" Bust
Louisiana man gets fat lip for refusing to have sex with girlfriend
DECEMBER 10--Meet Brittany Phillips. Early Saturday morning, the 19-year-old Louisiana woman wanted some sex from her boyfriend. But Todd Stewart, 35, was apparently not in the mood. In fact, he tried to push Phillips off of him in the bedroom of the pair's West Monroe home. That much the couple can agree upon, according to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office reports. Phillips claims Stewart became violent after rebuffing her advances. Stewart told an investigator that he left the bedroom to sleep on a living room couch, but that Phillips "would not leave him alone." At some point, he added, things got physical and he was stabbed in the lower lip with "a long metal object which appeared to be a knife." For her part, the frisky Phillips acknowledged to Deputy Shane Smith that she struck Stewart, but said it was done "to protect herself." Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with aggravated battery, while a bloody Stewart, seen here, was charged with simple battery. Phillips was also booked on a pair of outstanding warrants, for simple battery and damage to property. (4 pages)
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