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Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

The Best Christmas EVER, again.

It was a great day: I revived my Santa act for a poor family here in Rosarito at 10AM then went to a very cool restarante and had quesadillas with my neighbor then I came home and answered 125 e-mails that had piled up over the last month! Lots of people wrote back and so I ended up reconnecting with lots of people via the internet yesterday. Happiness is an empty inbox.

I'm seeing Melqui at 11:30 this morning and I feel giddy with excitement. (I think that means I'm seriously in love, right?)

You know, I've never had a bad Christmas. The key, I believe, is having no expectations. Whatever happens is fine. I've been completely alone on Christmas and just gone to a movie and had a great day by myself and I've had other Christmases with my whole family and those were bliss, too. I don't care about getting presents or anything like that. So, I always enjoy Christmas. It's always good. Probably my favorite Christmas ever was the year our family agreed to do no shopping and no presents. We agreed just to be together and it was incredibly peaceful and beautiful. But I must say, that getting to play Santa at the orphanage is certainly the best Christmas gift I've ever gotten, without question. Thank you, Cathleen!

I'm really looking forward to 2010!

I love this photo from my favorite website: Failblog.org

Te Amo, Mel!

Sounds right to me!

1.  Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when  women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,  which makes hair shine and skin smooth.  

2..  Gentle, relaxed  lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin  rashes and blemishes. The sweat  produced  cleanses the pores and makes your skin  glow. 

3.  Adventurous lovemaking can  burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic  dinner. 

 
4.  Sex is one of the safest sports you  can take up. It stretches and  tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more  enjoyable than swimming 20  laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don't need special  sneakers! 

5.  Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. Climaxing releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of  euphoria and leaving  you with a feeling of well-being. 

6.  The more sex you have, the more you will be  offered. The  sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals  called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the  opposite sex crazy!

7  Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES  MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 


8.  Kissing each  day will keep the dentist away. Kissing  encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the  level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque  build-up. 

9..  Sex actually relieves headaches. Achieving  orgasm can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in  the brain.

10.  A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy  nose. Sex  is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay  fever.

Santa in Mexico: Feliz Navidad

I was given the best Christmas present EVER! My extremely generous neighbor, Cathleen McCall planned a Christmas party for an extremely poor orphanage 90 minutes south of us. I put together a makeshift Santa costume and got to hand out candy and presents to all the kids. "Feliz Navidad!" The kids were thrilled and I was grateful for the chance to do it. I had visited the orphanage oncbefore and as I drove away I said to myself, "Ronnie, don't you EVER complain about your life, ever again!" It's a hard lesson to remember but it's true. I have NOTHING to complain about.

PS My boyfriend and I spent 6 hours making mashed potatoes. Over a hundred potatoes were peeled. He's a GREAT cook and harder worker than I'll ever be. It was a great day! Thank you Cathleen! And if any of you would like to get involved they can use ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

More 80's Bliss!

Break My Stride featuring the Solid Gold Dancers

This is my Christmas present to ya'll! If this doesn't make you smile and/or laugh, then nothing will. God, I miss the 80's!

Smoking is "Gay"

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

Quote of the day from God aka Steven Spielberg

According to Nikki Finke, this is what Steven Spielberg said after screening Avatar on the Fox lot: "The last time I came out of a movie feeling that way it was the first time I saw Star Wars."

Hmmmmm. That should get some more butts in seats. I can't wait but I'm gonna see it in America without subtitles and tonight I'm in Mexico with my novio.  Maybe tomorrow.

Mexico Sunset

Merry Christmas!

Cowboy hats are great in the rain.

Yeehaw!

Mi novio can cook!!!

Too small?

A gloomy day in Mexico

I LOVE GEORGE MICHAEL MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY!!!

Imagine if everyone was this honest???

George Michael on drug-taking  and cruising for sex with strangers on Hampstead Heath: 'It's just who I am'

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George Michael and his boyfriend Kenny Goss: The couple have an open sexual relationship

George Michael today spoke candidly of his drug use and cruising for sex with strangers, saying 'it's just who I am'.

The former Wham! star confirmed he was caught in possession of crack cocaine when arrested last year in public toilets on Hampstead Heath, a gay cruising area close to his home in north London.

But asked when he had last smoked the class A drug, the singer declined to answer.

He told The Guardian newspaper he had cut back on cannabis and now smokes only 'seven or eight' spliffs per day instead of the 25 he used to smoke. 

The 46-year-old defended 'cottaging' on the Heath, saying it was 'nicer' than picking up men in bars.

'The handful of times a year it's bloody warm enough, I'll do it. I'll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there,' he said.

'It's a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E'd off your tits (high on ecstasy) shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed.'

Asked why he cruises for sex when he could get any gay man he wanted, George replied: 'I do get anyone I want. But I like a bit of everything. I have friends up there, I have a laugh.'

Over the last decade Michael has had a number of run-ins with the law.

In 1998, he was arrested in public toilets in Los Angeles for 'engaging in a lewd act' and was cautioned for possessing cannabis after being found asleep at the wheel of his car on two separate occasions in 2006.

He said: 'I had a problem with sleeping pills for about a year and a half, and I f***** up really badly.

'I got in the car twice when I'd forgotten I'd already downed something to try to get me to sleep. It doesn't matter that it wasn't deliberate – ultimately, I did it a second time, and I could have killed somebody. 

'But the fact remains I was never accused of driving under the influence. I got done for exhaustion and sleeping pills.'

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George Michael snapped leaving his home at 3.30am in 2005. He returned with three tubs of ice cream and some magazines

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A view of Hampstead Heath: Michael admitted he cruises for sex on the heath a few times a year - but only on warm nights

Asked about his average day Michael - who rolled and smoked two cannabis joints  told how he gets up at about 10am and after a Starbucks coffee and answer a few e-mails.

He added: 'At the moment I've got nothing that pressurised other than keeping an eye on the video they're making for the Christmas single. Then, if I'm in the mood, I'll come up to the office in Highgate, do some work, writing, backing tracks or whatever. 

 

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Come home. Kenny will be here, the dogs are here. Maybe eat locally, hang out, and then probably go off and have a s**g or have someone come here and have a s**g."  

Asked if he was referring to his partner Kenny Goss, the singer replied: 'If it was s******g with Kenny, I wouldn't have to invite him round, would I?'

He continued: 'Kenny gets his, believe me.'

Recently a number of stars have said they fear for Michael's wellbeing, including Sir Elton John who enlisted the help of Bono.

Bono offered to help Michael after Sir Elton John spoke to him, the singer claimed 

He added: 'Geri [Halliwell] told Kenny that Bono, having spoken to Elton, had approached Geri to say, "What can we do for George?" 

'This is what I have to deal with because I don't want to be part of that social clique. All I'd have to do to stop it is hang out in London, so people realise I don't look close to death.'

He continued: 'Elton lives on that. He will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab.' It's not going to happen.

'Elton just needs to shut his mouth and get on with his own life. Look, if people choose to believe that I'm sitting here in my ivory tower, Howard Hughesing myself with long fingernails and loads of drugs, then I can't do anything about that, can I?'

He added: 'People want to see me as tragic with all the cottaging and drug-taking... those things are not what most people aspire to, and I think it removes people's envy to see your weaknesses.

'I don't even see them as weaknesses any more. It's just who I am.'

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Shopping Day

I wonder what the checkout lady thinks when the only thing I'm buying
at Walmart is lube, enemas and condoms? I bought a 12 pack of Diet
Coke just to distract her. I'm seeing a new guy down here in Mexico
and he's huge and hates condoms. He's 23. SO YOUNG! Too young? He
wanted to know if I would ever consider not using condoms and I said
no. I've barebacked with two different guys in the last 25 years and
both were guys I had been seeing for a very looooong time and even
then I regretted it. It's a moral issue for me somehow. I think about
all these heterosexual couples barebacking and meanwhile the man is
off fucking around. I wonder if Tiger used protection? I think
monogamy is a failed concept and one should always assume the worst
and have the safest sex possible. I've been terrified of AIDS since I
was 17 and I think my fear has kept me from contracting it. But lots
of people today don't fear it and I find that...disturbing. I had a
guy online last week tell me he was negative and ask if I bareback???
WTF? Negative and barebacking do not belong in the same sentence! Use
your condoms, people. Even if the lady at Wal-mart looks at you funny.
And all you married couples, you may think you're in a monogamous
relationship but statistics are not on your side. Be careful.