June 21, 2009

Happy Fathers Day (courtesy of FailBlog.org)

June 17, 2009

They even have a line in the article with the words, 'making porn'.

Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star

A woman has cancelled her church wedding and country house reception after discovering her fiance is a secret porn star.

Published: 3:17PM BST 16 Jun 2009

Wedding cake split down the middle: Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star

Haylie Hocking cancelled her church wedding and lavish country house reception after discovering her fiance, Jason Brake, is a secret porn star Photo: GETTY

Haylie Hocking, 27, only found out that strapping 30-year-old fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult films just weeks before the big day.

A friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper and spotted Jason with a woman in a porn movie.

Now Haylie has called her vicar to cancel the wedding.

She said: "There was no way I could marry an adult film star."

The pair met last year when Jason became a customer at the garage where Haylie worked.

He told her he was a personal trainer and the couple began dating.

She told a magazine she found he was a romantic, thoughtful and passionate lover and six months after meeting he moved into her flat in Bristol.

Jason, who regularly bought her flowers and jewellery, often went away at weekends, telling her he was training clients in a gym.

After eight months, he proposed and bought her a diamond engagement ring.

But Jason's secret emerged when Haylie's friend Lisa tried to book a stripper for a hen party.

Lisa stumbled across a movie clip in which the male star looked like Jason.

Haylie checked the website - and realised it was Jason.

After he finally admitted he was earning money from making porn, she called off the wedding.

Haylie said: "I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again."

Jason said he started making occasional films as a sideline before meeting Haylie.

He said: "The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting.

"I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."

He added that he would be honest with women in future relationships.

June 15, 2009

Is no one in Iran overweight?

Check out this pic? I can't find one chubby in the whole crowd but I see lots of really nice, toned arms! I've said it before, I'll say it again, "Iranians are sexy motherfuckers!"

June 14, 2009

More Sexy Iranian Protesters

Too bad there aren't any gays in Iran. These guys are hot!

Iranian protesters are HOT!!!

Other titles for this pic:

"The greatest Calvin Klein ad EVER!"

"What's ben Stiller doing in Tehran?"

The Funniest Video of THE YEAR!

If I didn't know better I would think this was an SNL spoof!

June 12, 2009

Feathers are EVERYWHERE!

This bar is more fun than any gay bar I've ever been to in the states!
There's not an ounce of attitude! Everyone just seems genuinely happy
to be here. Very interesting.

Dinner last night! I cook in Mexico! Why?

June 11, 2009

In Mexico today saw a foreign film: Star Trek. It had subtitles. Half the movies at the local cineplex are you dubbed and half are subtitled. No more dubbed movies for me. I saw a dubbed Monstrous vs Aliens and it was PAINFUL. But star Trek, ah Star Trek. Glorious. Loved it the first time but was truly moved the second time. I cried about 6 times. I love the way the crew come together. I loved Mission Impossible 3, another JJ Abrams-directed movie. Everyone was hating Tom Cruise at the time and I think the film got a bum rap but I loved the way JJ Abrams told the story. He's such a great storyteller. He does this thing where you learn about the characters thru the action. The exposition is incorporated in to the action. It's brilliant. Lots of movies have two modes; action or talk. The characters talk then they have an action sequence. But Mr. Abrams, more than any other writer/director I can think of, incorporates the exposition directly in to the action so we learn about the characters as they are involved in exciting action sequences. It's such good writing. On another note, I was thinking about how in America, foreign films are considered high brow. But here in Mexico, Cinepolis is primarily showing American films aka foreign films. Which got me to wondering. Are we the only country in the world that spends 200 million dollars to make a movie? Has there EVER been a foreign film shown in America that cost 200 million dollars to make?

Three other things:

1. I absolutely adore the casting of the new Star Trek. I think all the actors are perfectly cast and perform brilliantly!

2. Notice how the Mexico poster focuses on the destruction of San Francisco. LOL

3. The words "Space... the final frontier...followed by the classic theme music ALWAYS takes me back to my Grandparents house in Oroville, California. I'm 8 years old surrounded by people I love and people who love me. I never watched Star Trek but the narration and theme music deeply impact me.

Only in Mexico: Horse Shampoo

I'm sure they sell it in the states but not at RiteAid next to Pert and Head & Shoulders. And it's made with horsetail extract. What the fuck is horsetail extract???

Seriously Creepy!

I saw this disturbing baby wear at the Carlsbad Mall and I threw up in my mouth. First of all, how could you read that shirt and honk? The baby would have to be standing upright on the sidewalk for the driver to see it and honk! And if you saw an infant standing on a street corner would you honk cause it was cute or would you pull over and try to find the idiot parents? The whole vibe of this "baby" clothing is just plain creepy. "Daddy thinks I'm sweeter than sugar????" Gross. Seriously gross!

Meet Cha Cha

Such a sweet dog. All the dogs I've met in Mexico have been sweet except two that charged me at a restaurant called The Halfway House but that's too frightening to recall so let's just focus on Cha Cha. Cha Cha is a total sweetheart. He belongs to the neighbors but I give him lots of treats so he loves me.

Rosarito Sunset

Chazz?

It's an interesting story but the ugly comments below are pretty vile. This one takes the cake: "If she believed she was a WWII veteran that lost her leg in the war, would they let her have an amputation? There is about as much truth in that believe as there is in that she is really a man."

Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male

BY LARRY MCSHANE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Updated Thursday, June 11th 2009, 3:11 PM

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Chastity Bono (right) is the the celebrity offspring of Cher (left) and the late husband Sonny Bono.

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Celebrity daughter Chastity Bono is undergoing a sex change to become a man, her publicist announced Thursday.

The gender-swap process began shortly after Bono's 40th birthday in March and more than a decade after she came out as a lesbian.

"Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity," spokesman Howard Bragman said in a statement using only male pronouns.

Chastity, the only child of the "I Got You, Babe" singing duo, will have gender reassignment surgery, according to Us magazine - although Bragman declined to confirm the operation.

"He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones," said Bragman, declining to answer any questions.

Bono became a vocal advocate of gay and transgendered rights after going public with her sexuality.

There was no immediate comment from Cher, who initially cringed at her daughter's lesbianism before making peace with Chastity. Her father, Sonny Bono, died in 1998.

Gay leaders hailed Bono's decision as courageous and "an important step forward."

"Coming out as a transgender is an extremely personal decision and one that is never made lightly," said Neil Giuliano, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.

"We look forward to hearing Chaz's story in his own words in the future."

"Transitioning," as gender switching is known, typically involves hormone therapy and sometimes - although not always - some surgical alteration.

"For some it's a medical transition," said Carrie Davis, director of adult services at the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center.

"For others, it's just social. And for many, it's both."

lmcshane@nydailynews.com

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Dave576m Jun 11, 2009 9:51:17 PM Report Offensive Post
It is impossible to change your gender. Just because you want to believe your a man, doesnt make you one. It makes you a women with a delusion. She can have mutalation surgery to try to make her look like a man, but her DNA will still say women. Even after the surgery she will still be a women, getting plastic surgery doesnt change that. Look I feel bad for her, she clearly has a psycological problem, but people in this modern age refuse to see that is just that. They actually make up new terms like "transgender" and call it courageous to not face your psycological problems. Delusions are Delusions, and the more we let people believe their delusions are reality, the more delusional reality becomes. Write that down...

Dave576m Jun 11, 2009 9:58:29 PM Report Offensive Post
If she believed she was a WWII veteran that lost her leg in the war, would they let her have an amputation? There is about as much truth in that believe as there is in that she is really a man.

mainmanjr Jun 11, 2009 10:17:40 PM Report Offensive Post
Yes< Its a Great Step Forward forward for all. I agree! All our daughters should become men. And all gay men should wear a dress. Chasity can get a job driving a truck. Its so Perfect. She can let her armpits grow and keep her hair short. I know her favorite baseball player is Lenny Dykestra. And her favorite talk show host is ELLEN Degenerate. She fits right in. You go Girl!!!

Mainelyme Jun 11, 2009 10:18:53 PM Report Offensive Post
It's your life. Live it.

Lynsayers Jun 11, 2009 10:20:57 PM Report Offensive Post
I have said it before and I will say it again--we'd all be much better off if everyone would just mind his/her own business.

pattiebzr Jun 11, 2009 10:26:03 PM Report Offensive Post
What business is this of anyones? My God is what Chasity chooses to do with her life not hers, why does anyone get an opinion on this. Butt out.

crazybiker82009 Jun 11, 2009 10:36:06 PM Report Offensive Post
People can be as confused as they wish, however, this woman, genetically, will always be a woman, like it or not, she cannot change her genetic makeup no matter how much she tries or is confused about her gender. Once born male or female, one cannot change that fact. Psychologically, they can pretend or be as delusional as they want, all it makes them is obvious attention getters and basically outcasts because they are so easy to spot. I think that if you are a woman, be a woman, if you are a man, be a man. Normal people who aren't confused about their gender draw so much less negative attention to themselves!

ZAZZ Jun 11, 2009 10:45:01 PM Report Offensive Post
This will be forever known as the ERA OF TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Who the hell CARES?

MickeyGlenn Jun 11, 2009 11:01:01 PM Report Offensive Post
I feel sorry for her. I'm sure she's had a grotesque life, what with her mother having a new round of surgery every few months and having that ridiculous name to start with. But mutilating her body is not going to make her happy, nor is it going to turn her into a man. She'll just be a fat woman with an artificial phallus wearing men's clothes. It's sad. It's too bad that there are so many sick people in the world encouraging her to this. There are happy lesbians. It's too bad she couldn't be one.

boozer81 Jun 11, 2009 11:03:22 PM Report Offensive Post
I think its called species reassignment

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