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December 30, 2006

Apocalypto aka Tha Passion of the Mayan


First, I'd like to apologize to all my Jewish friends for buying a ticket to this. I really can't stand Gibson as a human being but curiousity got the better of me and so I went.

The movie succeeds very well as rip-off of the brilliant action movie Predator but fails miserably as a history lesson. He does the same thing here he does with Passion; he shows us lots of gore and atrocities committed by people in interesting costumes in a time period other than our own. No explanations, no reference, no history, just violent act upon violent act.

I felt The Passion was the greatest snuff film ever made and Apocalypto is a perfect sequel to that. More non-history dressed up as history.

I find it fascinating that in both movies Mel seems to be attacking communities for their addictions to blood and violence and yet both Apocalypto and Passion revel in gore at evey turn. Every time someone got their heart torn out on screen the frat boy sitting behind me said to his date,"that's awesome!"

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME! "That's awesome!"

I wanted to scream. "No it's not!!! A person just had their heart torn out. It's NOT awesome!" But I suspect the stupid frat boy was responding exactly the way Mel wanted him to respond. Or maybe Mel's so clever that he figures by producing that blood-lust response he's subliminally spreading his message even more. Maybe the stupid frat boy acts as a sort of unknowing narrator on behalf af Mel. Maybe instead of watching the film we're supposed to watch the audience and as they cheer each beheading we're supoosed to look at each other and repeat the quotation at the beginning film:

"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within."

Wow, maybe Mel really is a genius!

Deal or no deal, Saddam.

Saddam Video


I was channel-suerfing just now. Landed on Deal or No Deal. I then proceeded to surf the web while watching them open cases on TV and landed upon video of Saddam being executed via the Drudge Report. I paused Deal or No Deal. They put the noose around his neck. The cameraman shook but Saddam was still. Then all of a sudden they begin to chant and, boom, they drop him. Video over. Case closed. Back to TV. Nicole opens the case and the banker offers her 175,000. No deal, says Nicole! No deal said, Saddaam. Hoefully things will turn out better for Nicole.

December 28, 2006

Please comment about this chair.

Extinct


The baiji disappears but the Pinto survives?!?! Lord help us! I snapped this pic outside Office Max on my camera phone. I would love to see the driver!

Bye Bye Baiji


If this story doesn't totally depress you then I fear you may not be human:

"From AP via China Environmental News Digest:

A rare, nearly blind white dolphin that survived for millions of years is effectively extinct, an international expedition declared after ending a fruitless six-week search of the mammal's Yangtze River habitat.

The baiji would be the first large aquatic mammal driven to extinction since hunting and overfishing killed off the Caribbean monk seal in the 1950s. For the baiji, the culprit was a degraded habitat -- busy ship traffic, which confounds the sonar the dolphin uses to find food, and overfishing and pollution in the Yangtze, the expedition said on Wednesday."

Happy New Year indeed!

"Lay off the egg nog!"


Someone left a comment on my blog telling me to "lay off the eggnog." Better advice was never given! Thank you!

I was in Wal-Mart two weeks ago...I was thirsty...I saw a cold bottle of egg nogg in the fridge section...it looked like about a pint to me...my Dad loves egg nog so everytime I drink it I think of him....so i took it out...drank the whole thing in a few minutes...then I thought to myself..."I wonder how many calories that was"...so I flip it over to read the back...oh shit...210 calories per serving...and how many servings per container?...4...four....FOUR!!!!! THAT'S 840 CALORIES IN 90 seconds... and now, ladies and gentlemen, you know why I'm fat...!

Lay off the egg nog? For sure!

I won't to drink another bottle of til next December.

Another Perfect Christmas

It was another perfect Christmas. I guess I'm just lucky but I've never had a bad Christmas. Every year, no matter what happens, the day just always feel perfect.

A few years ago we were at my parents exchanging tons of presents.

Last year we decided no presents at all...just family being together. We all knew it would be my Moms' last Christmas.

This year, on the 18th, we all got together for dinner on then my dad headed to Seattle to be with my brother. I spent Christmas day hanging out in Oceanside watching movies and photographing the sunset. Here are some pics from my first Christmas-sunset.




The white spec in the corner is the moon.

December 13, 2006

Is this the oddest thing I've seen all week?



The Stefani video made me nostalgic for the Sound of Music so I just added it to the top of my Netflix list. Here's your homework: compare and contrast these two videos.

December 04, 2006

Recovering

Well, I survived my high school reunion (a total blast) and a head cold (no fun at all). I loved the reunion but I'm excited about getting on with other things. Organizing it was incredibly time-consuming. But now I'm back in Oceanside and so happy to be home.

Down at the docks today, I fed fish to sea lions and pelicans. I love it here. So much to blog about! I wish I felt 100%, though.