December 31, 2008
The LAST latte of 2008?
year. How many lattes is that? 1,095 lattes!!!
They cost an average of $4.00. So, Gregg spends about $4,380.00
dollars a year on his latte obsession! Happy New Year, Sockdude!
Goodbye 2008
the fact that the FUCKING economy FUCKING collapsed. Oh well. On to
2009!
Happy New Year, Charles!
Sounds like a good defense to me!
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Charles Barkley's Oral Statements
Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"
DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar. (3 pages)
December 30, 2008
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December 26, 2008
My Kind of MAN!!!
Finally, a shooting I can endorse!
Phila. man shot because family talked during movie
By Barbara Boyer
INQUIRER STAFF WRITER
James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.
"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.
Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.
After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.
Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.
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December 12, 2008
I HOWLED! I LOOKED AT THEM TWICE! A MUST-SEE!
While thousands of arrestees posed for booking photos this week, only 17 of
these suspects made the cut in our latest mug shot roundup. To view the
prestigious gallery, head here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212081mugs1.html
After Ohio cops busted three women for a botched armed robbery, they searched
the trio's getaway car and discovered printed instructions downloaded from the
Internet that described "How To Commit Armed Robbery In Six Easy Steps."
Really:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1212082guide1.html
What the fuck?
greatest pop song ever written. But does it really need it's own
stocking? And who the hell is Kimbry?
Christmas Kitty...
don't have a litter box. He belongs to no one. I just feed him. So
yesterday, I feed him, get in the shower and what do I get in return?
Thanks Kitty! I love you, too!
December 11, 2008
Bye Bye Newsweek
Up until two years ago, I read most issues of Time and Newseek cover to cover. Then I stopped reading them but I still subscribed and now I know longer even subscribe. It just started feeling like old news. I check my online news and blog sites multiple times a day. I'm not waiting til Monday anymore to read news stories. It's interesting watching these mags and papers trying to hold on to the past but it's over. The trees have won. Bye bye print media.
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Newsweek plans staff cuts in makeover: report
(Reuters) - Newsweek magazine is planning staff cuts as part of a major editorial makeover likely to result in a slimmer publication, the Wall Street Journal said, citing people close to the magazine.
The cuts are expected to be outlined in two companywide meetings on Thursday, and will come from an extension of voluntary redundancies offered in the spring, when Newsweek shed 111 jobs, the paper said.
It is not clear how many jobs will go but it is not expected to be nearly as many this time around, people with knowledge of the plan told the paper.
The magazine is also mulling cutting the number of weekly copies it promises advertisers from 500,000 to 1 million copies from its current guarantee of 2.6 million, people familiar with the situation told the paper.
Newsweek is published by Washington Post Co, which also publishes one of the largest daily newspapers in the United States and owns online magazine Slate.com.
The magazine could not be immediately reached for comment.
(Reporting by Pratish Narayanan in Bangalore; Editing by Mike Nesbit)
from Joe. My. God. (a great blog)
Toodles To Ta-Ta's
It's the last lap dance for Scores, the strip club empire whose comely babes attracted A-list celebs and money-burning execs. Once the highest-grossing strip club chain in the world and a hangout for Madonna, Howard Stern, Russell Crowe, Jason Giambi and countless others, Scores will shut down before the new year, company officials said. "It's over; it is what it is," said Scores lawyer George Weinbaum. Co-owner Elliot Osher confirmed the closing. A weak economy, the loss of the W. 27th St. Scores' liquor license and the possibility the E. 60th St. joint would lose its booze ticket all helped do in the flesh factory.The west side Scores (conveniently next to the Eagle) closed a few months ago due to prostitution charges. (Those filthy perverted breeders and their brazen public sex!) I will miss the daily Scores scandals - all those "Japanese tourist charged $40K for lapdance" and "hedge fund manager expenses $80K for 'client entertainment'" stories! Gentlemen, the stripper pole is closed. Or ungreased. Or whatever a sad, lonely stripper pole becomes.
Labels: economy, nightlife, NYC, Scores, Wall Street
Brittany should join UnitedSexAddicts.com
"Not Tonight, Honey" Bust
Louisiana man gets fat lip for refusing to have sex with girlfriend
DECEMBER 10--Meet Brittany Phillips. Early Saturday morning, the 19-year-old Louisiana woman wanted some sex from her boyfriend. But Todd Stewart, 35, was apparently not in the mood. In fact, he tried to push Phillips off of him in the bedroom of the pair's West Monroe home. That much the couple can agree upon, according to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office reports. Phillips claims Stewart became violent after rebuffing her advances. Stewart told an investigator that he left the bedroom to sleep on a living room couch, but that Phillips "would not leave him alone." At some point, he added, things got physical and he was stabbed in the lower lip with "a long metal object which appeared to be a knife." For her part, the frisky Phillips acknowledged to Deputy Shane Smith that she struck Stewart, but said it was done "to protect herself." Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with aggravated battery, while a bloody Stewart, seen here, was charged with simple battery. Phillips was also booked on a pair of outstanding warrants, for simple battery and damage to property. (4 pages)
December 10, 2008
December 09, 2008
December 05, 2008
Huge XXX-Mas Party, SATURDAY NIGHT, Oceanside!
December 02, 2008
Gregg and Ronnie
They were the last two free chairs in the store, dammit!
Transporter 3 = Re. Tar. Dud!
December 01, 2008
God, I hate Mondays.
Mondays. I like Monday nights but I loathe the daytime. How was your
Monday? I've got a hundred sex addicts signed up for the sex party on
December 15th so I'm excited about that!
Cincinnati Christian University Official Entrapped And Busted For Gay Sex
From: http://joemygod.blogspot.com/
Cincinnati Christian University's chief financial officer entered a written plea of not guilty Monday after he was arrested Saturday in Mount Airy Forest and charged with sexual imposition. Robert Williams, 52, of Independence, was arrested at 9:23 a.m., accused of getting into a man's car and touching his genitals. The man was an undercover officer. The university placed Williams on administrative leave while officials there assess the facts of the case, according to a statement from the university. "We are shocked and dismayed by the news," Cincinnati Christian University President David Faust said in the statement. "This is a personal tragedy for him and for his family, and we lift them up in our prayers."These stings are wrong, wrong, wrong - even when the victims run Christian colleges.
Labels: entrapment, Ohio, sex stings