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November 11, 2009

Fwd: Stupid, but funny

I love this joke so much. Thank you, Blair.





Guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."






November 08, 2009

Unfuckingbelievable

So today on my sex addict site a guy writes me and says:

"hey sally i LOVE you and what you're doing with this site but i don't like being propsitioned for money."

here is my thin-skinned response!

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i'm fascinated! you write to me telling me you "LOVE me and what i'm doing with this site" but you also say you don;t like being propositioned for money. i assume you are referring to the e-mails i send out reminding everyone that this site costs money to run cause i have NEVER written you a personal note asking for money.

so then i look up your membership info and i realise you are a premium member because i gave you a premium membership a few months ago. it was good for another 276 days.

i gave you a free premium membership. and you're complaining?  i'm shocked.

maybe you'll be happier as a standard member so i've downgraded you so you can appreciate what you were getting for free.

i paid the server on the website this month BEFORE i paid my rent.

money is a touchy subject for all of us and i'm hypersensitive because this site is very expensive and time consuming to run and i struggle financially every single month!

i really appreciate the fan mail i get and i REALLY appreciate the people who support the site with their wallets.

but what i don't appreciate is people with FREE premium memberships telling me "they don't like being propsitioned for money."

take care

Sally

PS Do you still love me?